Police!  Police!

 

 

Get those hands off that keyboard! Yes, I'm talking to You!

Joy!

Now listen up!

 

You are being cited for:

Involvement in an Illegal Operation,

404 Errors,

threatening your computer,

striking keys, and especially,

for spending way too many hours sitting in front of that screen!

 

 

You have been caught red handed, thanks to a tip from a fellow computer addict. You should be ashamed of yourself. I know you have better things to do.

 

 

Your actions would normally result in a severe sentence. However, you will be released if you help us prosecute other computer addicts.

 

Now get up off that chair and go outside! It's for your own good! And I don't want to see you again, you understand?

Now move it! NOW!

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